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I Think I’ve Got It Figured Out

Old lady #1: So you’re gonna pour gasoline on him, and I’m gonna light the match.
Old lady #2: Mm hmm.

–114th & 5th

Overheard by: robin b

  • Posted on June 23, 2006
  • Fire, Harlem & Morningside Heights, Old People, Violence
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