I Told Her, ‘Pollock Has Done That to Death. Find Your Own Niche!’

Exec #1: So, uh, she’s a squirter.
Exec #2: What?!
Exec #1: Yeah. I really haven’t had any experience with that before.
Exec #2: Details.
Exec #1: Just…everywhere.

–Bed, Bath & Beyond, 19th & 6th

Overheard by: Mr. Waiting in Line