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“…I was hoping it was yesterday.”

Mouhbreather: Ralph, what time is 19?
Ralph: 7.
Mouthbreather: 7? Damn.

—-Quizno’s, King’s Highway & Coney Island Ave.

  • Posted on December 4, 2024
  • Brooklyn, Guys, Stupidity
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