I’d Maim Him, Baby, So He’d Have to Live with It

Girl: What? It’s not so messed up. He wanted to kill him, because he killed his girlfriend.
Guy: Um…
Girl: What? If someone killed me, you wouldn’t want to kill him?
Guy: Well… There’s no way I’m getting out of this conversation well, is there?

–PATH train

Overheard by: Adam Nathan