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You Know What? Stay in Vegas

Woman #1: Well, have fun in Vegas.
Woman #2: Thanks. I want to win big and get laid.
Woman #1: Well, use protection, honey.
Woman #2: Is that a new product?

–Macy’s Herald Square

  • Posted on March 8, 2007
  • Advice, Condoms, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, One Night Stand, Store, Stupidity, Travel, Women
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