If I Can’t Cancel on a Whim, I Hyperventilate

Hipster dude #1, about broken cell: What a pain in the ass! How did they do it before?
Hipster dude #2: Before, they made plans. You know, ‘I’ll meet you there at this time.’ And then they did it.
Hipster dude #1: Oh, that. I don’t like it.

–4^th Ave & 11^th St