Nervous hipster: You know, it’s really true what they say about friends with eczema…
–50th & 8th
Overheard by: chris
Guy on cell: So she got cancer, big fuckin deal!
–1st Ave & St. Mark’s
Man on cell: Next time they call, just politely say there’s no one here with diabetes.
Overheard by: Lola Black
Woman exiting car: There’s this bump between my ass and cooch. I think I should get that checked.
–W 4th St
20‐something guy to 40‐something woman: Look, I’m not saying I’m not concerned about my hand being sticky, but I’m more concerned about malaria.