Cheerful lady taking photos: Smile! Say, ‘Shit’!
–20th & Park
Overheard by: Rose Fox
Chick with camera: I am gonna Flickr the fuck out of you!
–Burp Castle, 7th & 2nd
Overheard by: Still dazzled by the flash
Hippie chick: Yeah, I put up a picture of her on my site — the one of her on the couch. It was the only picture where she didn’t have two dicks in her.
–Thai restaurant, Park Slope
Angry man, about his ex: I was looking at her picture and got mad right away. You know instant oatmeal? I was instant angry.
–Staten Island Ferry
Overheard by: KristenH
Man with accent, into pay phone: I have the pictures! With the girl, yes! … Vagina in them! Yes!
–W 4th St
