Disillusioned hipster: Jesus Christ, I just don’t have fun at shows like this anymore. I can’t wait to become a corporate attorney.
–LCD Soundsystem show, Studio B, Greenpoint, Brooklyn
Overheard by: deke shearon
Lady suit: So, they made a bong out of a Super Soaker and some bottles. It was all fancy — it had a mask and everything. But they do grow up. He’s a clerk for a judge now.
–29th & Lex
Overheard by: Adam Nathan
Old man lawyer: I’m not going to give myself away to some slutty little mortgage company!
–Law firm, Midtown
Smoking hoochie on cell: So I said, ‘Fuck him. Let him get a public defender. We have things to do this weekend!’
–53rd & 5th
