12‐year‐old girl #1: Do you even like boys?
12‐year‐old girl #2: Yeah, I do!
12‐year‐old girl #1: Sure… You like them boys who be wearin’ all light colors, walkin’ around like, ‘How you doooin’? I’ma braid your hair!‘
12‐year‐old girl #2: What? No. I like boys, I don’t like titties.
12‐year‐old girl #1, after a pause: Some boys be havin’ titties, though.
12‐year‐old girl #2: Word.
–Graham & Metropolitan, Brooklyn
Overheard by: amused in the bus stop
