Dude #1: Yo, son! Son! Look at that horse!Dude #2: Nah, I don’t like horses much.Dude #1: No, son! Son! Look at what’s on the horse. Damn.Dude #2: Damn! Mama Mia! That ass is bigger than the horse’s!
–Prospect Park
Overheard by: Lizzie-loo
