Instructor: Sometimes I Tell Them They’re Doing It Wrong So I Can Touch Them

Sweaty girl #1: Sometimes I do the poses just a little bit wrong so the instructors will correct me.
Sweaty girl #2: Oh, I know! I’m not a lesbian, but I would let today’s instructor touch me all over!

–Yoga to the People, St. Mark’s Pl

Overheard by: Cooper C