It Distracts From the Sweet, Sweet Bouquet of Feet

Macy’s clerk: Dude, don’t do that…Dude, I bent down and you fuckin’ farted. Don’t do that.
Customer: …I didn’t.
Macy’s clerk: Bro, you fuckin’ farted in my face when I bent down, I don’t want to smell that in here!

–Macy’s men’s shoes department

Overheard by: Chris Noland