It Took Miss Muffet and Bo Peep a Lot of Tequila

Guy: Hey a six-legged lamb was born in Belgium over the weekend.
Girl: Are they sure it wasn’t a four=legged spider?…I mean, a six-legged…I mean, a spider with wool?

–Office, Flatiron Building

Overheard by: Peter H

Suit: Who needs variety when we got fucking spiderlambs?

–51st & 6th