It's Not Every Day You Get to Have Your Face Smushed Against a Complete Stranger

Conductor: Ladies and gentlemen, we are normally a six-car train. Today they gave us four cars. I cried, I begged, but to no avail. (10 minutes later) Next stop, Secaucus! Hang on, we're gonna make it!

Transit Train
New Jersey

Overheard by: twoferrets