It’s Wednesday One-liners, Crazy

Too tan woman: It’s the first day in a week that no one has called me a psychopath….yet.

–W. 66th between Broadway and Central Park West

Guy: I thought when I got up I was going to lose control. Then it went away.

–54th between 1st & 2nd

Overheard by: Brandy Rowell

Big guy: That girl’s a serial killer. She murders men and then leaves panties on their face.

–47th Street & 5th Avenue

Overheard by: Brian