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I’ve Already Got Plenty of STDs

Guy on cell: Yeah, I’m excited to come up and visit you, but I heard your school has a lot of STDs. Should I even bother bringing my cock?

–Whole Foods, Union Square

  • Posted on September 27, 2014
  • On Cell, STDs, Union Square and East Village, Whole Foods
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