Chick: Yeah, I’ve been dating my new boyfriend for two years now. About to make the big move into Brooklyn. Really exciting, except Brooklyn’s so scary. We saw some neighborhoods that I really don’t think I could walk around in late at night.
Dude: Yeah, but the East Village can be like that, too. The other day, there was this couple having a fight over their crack pipe. There were children present! But then they saw the kids and took it somewhere else.
Chick: Yeah, there were some people smoking crack at my birthday party, but I just thought they all had really fancy cigarette holders.
–L train, between 1st Ave & Bedford