Jesus Never Was Popular at Temple

Little boy, in silent temple: Hey, Jews! [Five minutes later] Oh, man, I just farted!

–Queens

Overheard by: Mo and Mell

Headline by: haz

Runners-Up:
· “And Moses Said to the Israelities: Pull My Finger” – Luddite
· “Little Hitler’s First Attempt at Gassing Jews….” – Allison Brown-Hancock
· “The Day the Jews Told Jesus to Make His Own Religion” – Alice
· “Would a Gas Chamber Joke Be Over the Line?” – wilkeson

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