Woman playing with touchable exhibits, to friend: You know, we never used riding crops until our wedding night.
–Museum of Sex
Hot chick on cell: I just made a first date for tonight… Fifteen minutes later I remember the hickeys I have on my neck. [Long pause, then] That said, it’s a date with a guy I met while I was wearing a collar, so maybe bite marks are, like, expected of me.
–Columbia University
Overheard by: McFreaky
Chick on cell: How can I be a submissive if we’re listening to the Eurythmics?
–Penn Station
Overheard by: Ladle
Hot chick on cell: My only problem is randomly spanking strange women.
–Columbia University
Overheard by: Wild Dog Boy
Drunk girl to drunk guy: So, after our conversation last night, I Googled ‘circle jerk.’ Is that something you guys do often?
–The Hairy Monk, 27th & 3rd