John Madden: You Can’t Win a Game If You Don’t Score Any Points

Young ticket clerk: Ma’am, are you expecting a baby?
Young woman in baby doll dress: No! I’m not pregnant at all! [She shakes her head in disgust and stomps into theater.]Young ticket clerk, screaming after her with arms in the air: You still fine as hell, though!

–AMC Loews, 42nd St

Overheard by: Tina