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Kevin Ends Up in Juvie with a Black Eye

10-year-old boy #1: So, I’ll beat up the boys, and you beat up the girls.
10-year-old boy #2: Yeah! I love hitting girls!

–78th & 4th, Bay Ridge

Overheard by: Becka

  • Posted on August 17, 2007
  • Kids, Upper East Side, Violence
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