Dude: My navel smells like fish.
–138th & Convent Ave
Overheard by: The City Planner
Thug: Yo, any saltwater fish — mad high maintenance!
–N train
Overheard by: Jon A.
Chick on cell: I mean, I don’t understand why he couldn’t just be supportive and eat the trout!
–83rd & 2nd
Dude, if I had gills, that’d be great. I’d be banging tons of mermaids.
–34th & Park
Man to female walking companion: We have so much in common! Do you also think that scallions are seafood?
–Broadway & Waverly
Overheard by: Rachel