Little-Known Fact: Chelsea’s an Open Air Prison

Little girl: And I’ll be the mommy and you’ll be the daddy and she’ll be the baby!
Little boy: No, I want to be the mommy!
Little girl: Well, we can’t be gay, because that’s illegal in New York.
Nanny: Who told you that?!
Little girl: My mommy.

–Rite Aid, 14th & 6th

Overheard by: Monika