Dude: This sounds weird, but I’ve got enough condoms to fill up a piñata.
–Bike shop
Overheard by: Ken
Chick on cell: She had a condom stuck in her for four days!
–92nd & Columbus
Overheard by: Erin
20-ish male: Okay, who put a condom in my iced latte?
–Ozzie’s Coffee House, Park Slope
Old guy on cell: No, honey, it’s unsanitary to buy condoms on eBay.
–34th & 7th
Overheard by: Sam
Fat lady tourist to friend: Hey, I should’ve brang those condoms with us to get rid of them.
–4 train
