Maybe Somewhere They Sell Mangina

6th grader boy: So, my whole life I’ve heard pussy is great…
6th grader girl: And?
6th grader boy: Well, I tried it… and it ain’t that great.
6th grader girl: Why?
6th grader boy: It tasted weird. (pause) Next time I’ll buy it from somewhere else.

–116th St & 2nd Ave