Maybe We Should Start Numbering the Ceilings Instead

Chick: Why is level two on the third floor? Why isn’t there a ‘Floor Two’?
Guy: I dunno, hon.
Chick: Isn’t that weird, though?
Guy, as elevator goes up halfway: I think this is the second floor. It’s a secret level.

–AirTrain elevator, JFK

Overheard by: Jess McGins