My Friendship Is Plumbing-Dependent

Chick #1: Before I forget, I need to ask you a question. If I had a penis and a vagina, would you still be my friend?
Chick #2: First of all, I would give you my Coach fanny pack so it would cover your ball sack, and then I probably wouldn’t ever talk to you again.

–31st & 7th

Overheard by: Amy Beckerman