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Naive Evian

12-year-old boy: I don’t know why people would pay $2 for a bottle of water. You know, EVIAN spelt backwards is N-A-I-V-E.

— To his friend, in Prospect Park

  • Posted on July 31, 2014
  • Business and Commerce, Drinks, Glad the Condom Broke, Kids, Park Slope
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