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Need Some Help? Turgid, Distended, Tumid, Inflamed…

Miniskirt #1: I feel so swollen.
Miniskirt #2: Oh my god! Swollen!
Miniskirt #3: Swollen!

–42nd & 5th

Overheard by: Jessica

  • Posted on October 7, 2007
  • Bimbettes, Gripes, Health and Hygiene, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Words
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