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Obviously, If Only By Definition

Girl #1: Man, none of them are fine or anything, but you see them bodies on ’em?
Girl #2: Yeah, I bet those motherfuckers can fuck.

–Union Square

  • Posted on January 17, 2026
  • Beauty, Girls, Nicknames & name calling, Pickiness, Union Square and East Village
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