Only If the White Girl Turns Out to Be a Man

A scuffle ensues during which a white girl pulls off a bald woman’s wig.

Bald woman: Whatever, bitch — you just got taken down by a cancer survivor! Where did my wig go? Told that bitch not to fuck with me…!
White girl, on floor: You trashy bitch.
Guy passerby: Oh, shit, it’s like real-life Jerry Springer!

–6 train, 96th St