Only Part of Your Advice Makes Any Sense

Teen goth girl to crying friend: Ignore the guys. They’re all jerks, especially at this age. Go for the ones that are, like, twenty. Actually, that’s a little young. I aim for the men in their 30s or 40s. That way their kids are your age, so you can bond better with them.

Heritage Park
Calgary, Alberta

Overheard by: c.j.