Or Maybe I’ll Just Get a Divorce and a New Job

Suit #1, looking down at subway tracks: Man, you’ve got like a foot and a half of empty space there! Come on, how much would you do it for?
Suit #2: Lie down under a train?!
Suit #1: Yeah, man!
Suit #2: One hundred dollars.

–6 train platform, Grand Central

Overheard by: Christine