Guy: I may be an alcoholic, but I’ve had a lot of fun.
–1 train
Hot chick on cell: Should I drunkenly buy a used corset off the street?
–Morningside Heights
Overheard by: McFreaky
Lady on cell: I didn’t throw up and black out — I was just a little drunk.
–3rd & LaGuardia
Overheard by: Jay
White kid to another: Man, if you want to be authentic, we should get forties.
–118th & 3rd
Overheard by: Synthetic
Dude on cell: I don’t really think he’s very busy these days, but he’s an excellent drunk.
–19th & 8th
Overheard by: SUSAN
Professor, on crime in the city: So, be aware. I know it’s hard to be aware while you’re intoxicated, but work on it.
–Columbia University
