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…Perhaps Reaching for Concealed Weapons

Bartender: Actually, some people are sitting there.
Patron: Well, when they come back, we'll move.
Bartender: They're standing behind you.

–Bar, Theater District

  • Posted on September 27, 2017
  • Bars & Clubs, Bartenders, Bosses, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Stupidity, Weirdness
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