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Plan B: Sit on a Hive

Girl #1: She is like, mad flat.
Girl #2: I know, right?
Girl #1: So I hear that she wears two pairs of pants to make her butt look bigger!

–A train

  • Posted on March 18, 2015
  • Ass, Bimbettes, Clothing, On the Subway
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