Crazy old woman: It’s the United States government, they did this — ruined my hair, my skin, my nails.
–25th & 3rd
Overheard by: nina
Boy: If you can find that channel on cable, it’s all Castro, all the time.
–1st Ave & 11th
Overheard by: Elmer Colon
Guy on payphone: I didn’t say anything about smacking the fuck out of your country.
–91st & 1st