Politically Informed Wednesday One-Liners

Crazy old woman: It’s the United States government, they did this — ruined my hair, my skin, my nails.

–25th & 3rd

Overheard by: nina

Boy: If you can find that channel on cable, it’s all Castro, all the time.

–1st Ave & 11th

Overheard by: Elmer Colon

Guy on payphone: I didn’t say anything about smacking the fuck out of your country.

–91st & 1st