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Pushy & Pushier: A NYC Subway Romance

Woman: Excuse me. Excuse me!
Big guy: Sorry miss, the train’s crowded.
Woman: No, I don’t care! I do not need you on top of me.
Big Guy: …maybe you do.

–A train

  • Posted on July 16, 2015
  • Ahhh! Real New Yorkers, Horny, On the Subway
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