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Readers: Give Him a Wry Retort

British Lady: I have a sharp pain in my bladder.
British Guy: Maybe you’re pregnant.
British Lady: How would you know?

–Empire State Building

Overheard by: Katherine O’Brien

  • Posted on August 13, 2023
  • Empire State Building, Foreigners, Health and Hygiene, Pregnancy & Birth Control
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