Reparations Are a Lot Cheaper Than They Used to Be

Old black man #1: I’m gonna go get a Post.
Old black man #2: A brotha reading the Post? Oh, man…
Old black man #1: Man, it’s only 25 cents. And it’s got page six!

–Washington Square Park

Overheard by: Jill

Headline by: Dave

Runners-Up:

· “Hahaha…wait…black people? READING?” – pants

· “I always sleep under that one” – Mike B

· “Judge me not by the color of my skin but by the content of my paper” – nyinsf

· “That’s the quilted page” – N. A. Cargo


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