Hammered 20-year-old, screaming: Yo, I fucked my boss! Yo, I fucked my boss! You ever fuck your boss? [Points to friend] He had to fuck some fat chick and I got my dick sucked all night by my boss! Yo, and she’s, like, 30. [Starts humping pole] She was like, ‘Uhhh, Jim*, give it to me! Fuck me harder!’
He falls on the floor, rolling around with more manic laughter.
Friend: Yo, shut up. I gotta take this train when I’m sober.
–G train
Overheard by: Please don’t look
