Girl: So, are you still getting me pregnant this weekend?
Confused boyfriend: … What?
Girl: Oh. Did I not tell you about that?
–TKTS booth, Times Square
Overheard by: Kevin
Headline by: ilemanzer
Runners-Up:
· “Did You Not Get the Memo Stapled to the Condom?” – Ashez
· “He shoots, She whores!” – Qasar
· “I Want To Have Your Abortion” – travis
· “The Girl’s Guide to Getting Your Boyfriend to Listen: Part 1” – Heather S
· “Yeah, I’m Obligating.” – kerm
