So, what are you wearing to the ‘Schindler’s List’ party?

Guy: What is that?
Guy with net: One of those nets for cleaning out pools.
Guy: Let me guess. Pool boy costume? Porn‐theme party?
Guy with net: Wow, yeah.
Guy: Been there.

–Uptown 1 train

Overheard by: Argopelter

Headline by: Gary 

· “And That’s How Me and Your Other Father Met, Timmy.” — Chris
· “Another Touching Father‐Son Moment Brought To You By Wicked Entertainment” — Existance is Futile
· “I was just delivering pizza, but they asked me in, and, wow!” — Wasn’t invited
· “I’m not really black — this is toner from the “copier” scene” — Tom Dorey
· “Kato Kaelin: Career Counselor at Large” — Charlie
· “Of Course, I Just Bent Over and Went as a Life Preserver” — Keith
· “Porn theme party? I think I’ll just come in my jeans.” — Effing and Blinding
· “Really? You were an altar boy at St. Mark’s, too?!” — Dave
· “Ron Jeremy’s Sixth Sense” — s h
· “Watch out for a guy dressed as a milkman. He’s bad news” — gravy
· “When he was 6 years old, and watching his mother from the window…” — Nathan
· “Yeah, I went all out and got my CPR card.” — SNA

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