Some People’ll Go to Any Lengths to Get Out of Jury Duty

Son: … But are they really bad guys, or just guys gone wrong?
Father: Some of these men have committed gruesome killings.
Son: Wow.
Father: It is why I can never be on one of those juries, since I was part of an attempted murder case. I was the killee, not the killer

–78th & Madison

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