“Specifically, I ate a box of Fig Newtons all by myself.”

Guy #1: I had one of the best karaoke experiences of my life the other night.
Guy #2: Seriously?
Guy #1: Oh yeah. And don’t get me wrong, I’ve had my share of great karaoke experiences in my life. There has been few times where I’ve gotten up there and did not receive physical pleasure afterwards.

–40th & 3rd

Overheard by: Greg Rutter