Stalking Tip: A Smart Pocket Dress Can Hide Your Huge Man Hands

Chick #1: So, I have to quit my job because a transvestite is stalking me.
Chick #2: Are they hitting on you?
Chick #1: Nope, just stalking.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/03/time_to_step_it_up.html

Overheard by: a classmate