Fat girl to herself: Walk by the cakes, walk by the cakes.
–Grand Central
Sales guy: We've got your whale, now you want to get a cupcake?
–FAO Schwartz
College girl to friend: Yay! Someone is guarding the queer cupcakes!
–Lerner Hall, Columbia University
Little girl: I want ice cream! (mother keeps walking) You're fired!
–125th St & Broadway
Overheard by: Rose Fox
