Super Lucky Is When You Find One of My Hairs in Your Food

Black chick: I figured it out — when I fart on someone, when I spit on someone, it’s lucky!
Latina: Wait, so if I spit on someone, it ain’t lucky?
Black chick: Nah, because it ain’t me doin’ it. It gotta be me.

–Dressing room, Forever 21

Overheard by: I don’t need to be lucky, really…