Student: It’s true — Gummi Bears are good for your liver. I heard it from a horse.
–Harry S.Truman High
Overheard by: Anya
Loud guy: She called me a chocolate matzah ball! Can you believe that shit? She called me a chocolate matzah ball!
–E train, Queens
Overheard by: Anya
Guy in heated debate: No, I told you — everyone knows that Sour Skittles are much more aerodynamic than regular ones! God!
–Starbucks, Astor & Lafayette
Overheard by: Amy
Eight-year-old trick-or-treating cheerleader: Mom, listen to my new cheer: Trick or treat, smell my feet, gimme some fucking candy!
–110th & Broadway
Professor: I don’t want to be chocolate.
–Bard High School Early College
Hobo, when lady gives him a lollipop: Ma’am, I am 52 years old. What’s an old, homeless man going to do with a Tootsie Pop?
–34th St station
